I’ve been extremely irritable the past few days, or past two weeks? Yeah, that’s more like it. This is basically one big FUCK YOU to just about everything that’s pissed me off recently. Whether its happened directly to me, or someone close to me.

Starting at the top, I guess.

What the hell kind of person feeds you lies, upon lies, and makes you feel really good, then completely contradicts themselves? You talk to someone everyday for awhile and things are awesome, then they just stop. From the get-go, this person claims that you’re “not another number on their list” and really make you believe that you’re not, then DAMN, what do you know!? Oh shit, you’re another number. They get what they want and peace out. Not that I’m pointing fingers, or anything, but apparently, I was number sixty-one.

Work, fuck work. Fuck Cold Stone and everything about this place. The people I work for and the people I serve. Seriously, first off, your goddamn six year old DOES NOT need a gotta have it size, its too damn big. Why would you let your kid lick the sneezguards? Are you stupid? They have that name for a reason, I hope your kid gets a disease and starts rotting from the inside out. Don’t order something, then tell me you want a replacement mix-in, AFTER I’ve already put the original in. If you’re going to order more than one of the same thing, tell me at the same time, so I can make them together, ESPECIALLY if it includes peanut butter. Also, don’t be friends with a co-worker who has higher power than you, that’s all I have to say about that. Oh yeah, and fuck your cakes. I’m sick of decorating impossible shit for you and not getting shit in return. You just bought a $30 cake, tip me a dollar at least you stuck up piece of shit. I had to ice my wrist for an hour after finishing a cake order, the bitches didn’t give me shit for it. They took it and left. FUCK YOU, TOO!

DON’T tell someone you love them, then completely contradict everything that the word consists of. Hellooooo, do you know what love is, you shitbag? That doesn’t mean you lay there with someone, tell them you love them, then ignore them for a week (while also being an asshole about everything). What the fuck is that? Figure out what it really means, before you say it.

Make sure you know who you’re talking about, before you talk about them. If you go to strip clubs and decide to talk about how big of whores the girls are to a friend, make sure that friend ISN’T friends with the stripper, first! Actually, fuck that, the proper name is DANCER and don’t talk shit unless you know the story. Did it ever occur to you pussy-driven dickheads that maybe some of those girls don’t even want to dance for your money? Did it ever occure to you that maybe their life is a little bit more complex than yours that they have to dance for your shitbag self to get by? Yeah, exactly. Don’t talk to me about dancers, fuck off.

Dude, people sleep. Don’t constantly text someone bitching because they haven’t texted you back. Hello, dipshit, its 3am, I’d like to sleep and really, as much as I pretend to give a shit, I really don’t care what you have to say, anyways. There’s a few, rare, people that I will wake up to talk to at 3am, and odds are, it isn’t you. Get over it and leave me alone. Oh, also, some of us work, don’t expect instant responses all the fucking time. Chill your shit out and unfuck yourself, then we’ll talk.

Don’t make a promise so someone who cares more about you than life itself, that you’ll do something…then not fucking hold your word. If there’s someone who cares about you so much, they literally make themselves sick over it, don’t promise them you won’t get drunk three or four times a week…then do it three nights in a row. Its called a little respect.

For God’s sake, stop stalking people. If you dated a guy and he has a new girlfriend, don’t think that their business is your business. He moved on, maybe you should, too. Don’t stalk his new girlfriend, seriously. I don’t mean looking at her myspace and seeing who she is, I mean literally, finding EVERYTHING out about this girl and literally going out to find her just to see what she does, where she goes, who she’s with, etc. Its creepy. Stop. I don’t care how in love with this guy you are or were, fucking stop.

Hmm…